Thugs At MWR Back In The News

Who is doing the hiring at Michael Waltrip Racing (MWR)?
Another employee of Mikey's got popped by Nascar with another "indefinite" suspension.
The infraction this time?
Forging a Nascar annual credential.

Penalty Issued for Unauthorized Duplication of a NASCAR Annual Credential: NASCAR announced today that Douglas Mercier [#00 Hauler Driver] has been fined $5,000 and suspended indefinitely from the sport for his unauthorized duplication of a NASCAR annual credential. The rule infraction occurred May 18 at Lowe’s Motor Speedway. Mercier violated Section 12-4-A (actions detrimental to stock car racing; unauthorized duplication of a NASCAR annual credential) of the 2007 NASCAR rule book.(NASCAR PR)(5-24-2007)

Solid.
Class act.
Your sponsors must be proud Mikey.

The Mikey Qualifying Countdown Watch:
0-10
Mikey hasn't qualified for the past 10 races.

Tigers Bullpen Missing:
There is an Amber Alert for the Detroit Tiger bullpen.
They are missing.
If anyone sees them, please contact the front office at the Copa.
There is no way we are playoff contenders with this rag tag bunch.
Our "Ace", Jonsie is a solid 39 years young, and is not happy unless he's putting men on and making things interesting.
His heir apparent, Zumaya; hit the DL last year with a sore wrist after playing too many guitar video games. I have never been impressed with Zumaya. Big deal he throws hard. How about throwing strikes? He loves to tell how he has flames tattooed on his throwing arm. How about a strike zone?
Jose Mesa?
Yes, he makes a "Mesa" outta his appearance's, a solid 41 years young, a great acquisition by teh team. NOT!!!!
Don't forget about the "Gangsta Reliever", Fernando Rodney. The do-rag wearing, side-ways hat wearing reliever. If he don't get you out (which is the norm), he may just "cap" your ass after the game.
The other threats we have to rely on are Grilli, Ledezma and De La Cruz.
Who?
Look for a trade at mid-summer.
PRAY for a trade at mid-summer.
The one bright spot has been Tim Byrdak.